Stupid Invader Zim Fans

“Moving IN With Red Chapter 1”

AU, ZaDr, One sided KaZr, and RaPr! Zim and his little autistic brother Gir move in with their older brother Red and his lover Purple. He figures this is the perfect opportunity to start over at a new school and find love but his stalker may be getting in the way.

Disclaimer: All belongs to Jhonen Vasquz

Zim sat on the couch in his brother’s house doing his homework; he was only here for the weekend. Mom and dad had wanted some alone time meaning he and Red were stuck watching over Gir. Not that there was anything wrong with watching over Gir but sometimes he was a little strange. Speaking of his autistic brother, where had he run off to anyway? Bothering Red probably? “No Gir, no food till dinner time.” Purple’s voice sounded from the kitchen meaning he was cooking. “But if I don’t have any waffles my head will explode…it does that sometimes…” Gir said sadly.

The boy rolled his eyes; there was no point in working on his homework now if Purple would call him. He didn’t know why he was the only one Gir would actually listen to but he didn’t think on it. “Zim, please help me with Gir!” Purple yelled causing Zim to chuckle, he knew this would happen. Zim put his work aside and make his way to the kitchen where the two blonds were fighting. He watched for a few seconds before clearing his throat, he hated doing this to get Gir’s attention. “Gir,” Zim yelled causing the seven year old to stop what he was doing and stand at attention.

“YES MASTER!”

“Have you done the chores assigned to you?” Zim asked.

“Yes, bed is made and the base is secure Sir!” Gir said.

“Good, are the piggy’s ready?” Zim asked.

“The pigs will be ready for throwing momentarily Sir!” Gir said happily.

Zim could tell Purple was about to burst out laughing but he kept his cool, Gir’s mind was strange. “Good, you may now watch the evil monkey show.” Zim said which made Gir a little excited then. He ran to the living room and turned on the TV; Zim took a seat at the kitchen Table and sighed. “Why does he only listen to you?” Purple asked once he gained his composure and stopped laughing. Zim just shrugged, he honestly didn’t know the answer to that but he was glad Gir listened. There was a rare moment when he would listen to anyone else which made him hard to handle.

Purple shook his head and went back to working on the food that was currently on the stove top. He and Red had been living with each other for three years and going out for almost four years now. “Maybe it’s because you spend more time with him than anyone else does.” Purple said distractedly. Well, that may have been the case but their mom and dad always spent time with them. Zim could sort of see the logic seeing as they shared a room for almost five years of his life. “Could be, I’m the only one that really understands what’s going on in that head of his.” Zim replied.

This statement received a nod from his older brother’s boyfriend, he obviously had agreed with him. Zim looked at the clock that had been stationed above the kitchen entrance and stood up quickly. Red was going to be home from work in a few minutes, he worked at a really fancy donut shop. That was how he had met Purple, reaching for the same donut or something close to that probably. He hadn’t been listening to the conversation at the time since he was only eleven then. That and Zim himself hadn’t been gay himself till about two years ago…and he was still in the closet.

Only Red and Purple knew, not that their parents weren’t open minded or anything it was just awkward. He had a girlfriend named Tak who he was as of now suspecting of quite possibly cheating now. Not that he cared, well maybe he did in a sense seeing as she was in a relationship with him. Zim’s thoughts were interrupted when the front door opened and Gir yelled about tall people. “Sounds like Reds’ home.” Purple stated still stationing himself at the stove to watch the food. Probably so as to make sure that Gir didn’t come back in the Kitchen demanding to make waffles.

Zim went to the living room and leaned against the wall watching Red and Gir talk to each other. The nine year old was mainly talking about how his day went all the while Red sat on the couch listening. He nodded his head at the right places and laughed when Gir had said something totally out there. He wondered if Red had ever listened to him when he was that young a full of energy. Red looked up to see Zim standing there and motioned for him to sit on the couch next to him. He shoved his raven black bangs out of his face as Zim approached and took Gir in his lap to settle him down.

“So, have you given any though to living with us yet or not?” Red asked causing Zim to frown a little. Living with his older brother would be fun seeing as they hadn’t spent much time together lately. Mom and Dad were getting a little up there in age and it was getting hard for them to handle Gir. A few months ago Red had suggested to her that he could take Zim and Gir in for them. Their mom wasn’t too keen on the idea but said she would leave it up for Zim to decide since Gir followed. “Can you wait until the school year is up? This way I can tell my friends.” Zim stated.

“Well I wasn’t going to take you right away, you have to say goodbye to your friends and everything. I realize moving to another city will be hard, especially going to a new school but you can start over. Quit hiding in that damn closet and tell mom and dad your gay, they won’t care Z.” Red said. “Dump that bitch of a girlfriend and find a nice boyfriend and settle down with him.” Red continued. Zim thought about it for a few minutes, he could definitely start over and make some friends. It wasn’t that hard except most kids his age had cliques that they stuck with so it might not be easy.

“That’s easy for you to say Mr. Popularity.” Zim said.

“Just consider what I said shorty.” Red said getting up from the couch so he could avoid Zim’s wrath. He knew his little brother hated being called short se he rarely teased him about his height problems. The younger set down Gir who was now screaming happily, Zim couldn’t help but laugh at it. Purple rolled his eyes and stood at the kitchen entrance watching Zim chase Red around the room. Gir was doing some little dance making Purple’s eyes go wide and yelled for them to stop. “Gir needs pee…GIR NEEDS PEE!” Gir yelled causing Zim to look over to his little brother who screamed.

-Later-

Zim put his fork down on the plate that had been in front of him and reflected on the awesome meal. Purple was a good cook, he was so good in fact that he could own his own restraint if he wanted. He looked at the clock seeing he had enough time to do his homework before he went to bed. Maybe living with his brother wouldn’t be so bad, making new friends was always fun too. Thankfully the School year was almost over and he did at least know one person in this town. She was more or less a Pen Pal but they hadn’t met yet, she was at least a year younger than he was to.

He excused himself and went over to his homework which was halfway done, oh how he hated math. At least Red was good at math unlike his mom and dad who were pretty bad at math themselves. At least he would be going home tomorrow seeing as it would be Sunday and then school. Thankfully the school year was almost over but it didn’t give him enough time to think about stuff. Sure he was going to break up with Tak anyway; she was so annoying when she got angry. Being fifteen he sure as heck couldn’t just move out on his own and take care of Gir at the same time.

At least he didn’t have that many friends to say goodbye to, just Skoodge and Tenn who were friends. Three more weeks of school and hanging out with his friends before starting anew in another town. From what Purple said, the education was better in this town despite how they spelled school. He had gone to that school as a child and he had gotten all A’s with the exception of two B’s. Zim was starting to like the idea of moving to another town and starting over with making friends. Gir liked making new friends everywhere he went as well so that was another plus in his books.

That and he wouldn’t have to deal with Keef who was starting to grate on Zim’s last nerve as it was.

mostly putting this here because people use AU as “I am going to manipulate the universe so i can justify my fucking weird stories”

not to say there aren’t GOOD AUs out there but this is… not one of them